Drunk Bears Token

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Meet our beer-chugging patriot, the Bald Eagle! At 30 years old and single, he lost everything in the 2022 crypto crash and turned to gambling in the crypto market. Drunk for the past two years and trying to sober up, but relapses are his specialty. Cheers to the American dream gone wild!

Say hello to the beaver with a beer bottle, our very own Canadian spirit! At 35 and married, he quit his job to trade crypto, only to lose his family's savings. Drunk for one year with brief sober spells during bull markets, this beaver is all about coping with life one bottle at a time.

Meet the tiny yet mighty Chihuahua from Mexico! At 25 and single, this young and reckless pup lost a fortune in meme coins and now drinks to forget his bad investments. Constantly drunk since he entered the market, he's the poster child for tequila-fueled regrets.

Presenting the down-under drinker, the Kangaroo! Once a crypto millionaire, now 40 and divorced, he lost everything in a scam. Drunk for three years with no signs of sobering up, this kangaroo lives in a constant state of inebriation, hopping from one can of beer to the next.

Introducing the tipsy Panda from China! At 28 and single, he got into crypto to escape his boring job but ended up losing everything. Drunk for two years with on-and-off sober attempts, this panda drinks rice wine to make life exciting again.

Meet our wine-loving Bull from Spain! At 32 and single, he became obsessed with crypto, lost all his friends and money, and now drinks alone. Drunk for 1.5 years with brief periods of sobriety, he's always ready to charge at a bottle of red wine.

Say hello to the Bengal Tiger from India, with a glass of whisky in hand! At 45 and married, he lost a fortune in crypto but has a supportive wife. Drunk for one year and trying to sober up, this tiger drinks to cope with the highs and lows of the crypto jungle.

Presenting the Jaguar from Brazil, a cachaça enthusiast! At 29 and in a relationship, he enjoyed a brief stint as a crypto millionaire before losing it all. Drunk for two years with off-and-on sober attempts, he drinks with friends in denial of their losses.

Meet the brandy-loving Springbok from South Africa! At 26 and single, this young and ambitious animal lost everything in a pump and dump scheme. Drunk for one year with no plans to sober up, he drinks to escape the harsh realities of the crypto world.

Introducing the vodka-guzzling Brown Bear from Russia! At 33 and married, he was once a respected trader who lost his reputation and money in crypto. Drunk for two years and trying to recover, this bear drowns his sorrows in vodka.

Say hello to the rum-loving Capybara from Venezuela! At 27 and single, he lost his savings in a failed crypto exchange and now drinks to cope with the financial loss. Drunk for 1.5 years with intermittent sobriety, this capybara is always ready for another round.

Meet the gin-swilling Penguin from Antarctica! At 34 and single, he turned to crypto out of sheer boredom and lost everything. Drunk for three years with no attempts to sober up, this penguin drinks to stay warm in the icy wilderness.